i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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juliet told me to put it in the tag
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE DANG IT
what was that ridiculous giggle that just escaped from my mouth I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH INCREDIBLE CUTENESS
SO CUTE
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Latest upd8 has made me unbelievably sad about these ping pong balls.
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oh look, there’s a hole on your dashboard
no
THAT IS MY HOLE
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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
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really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
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